1. "Nicotine makes my ovaries hurt."
2. Resident: "How did you sleep last night? Did that new medicine help?"
Patient: "Terrible...because you wasn't with me!"
3. "If Kobe Bryant lives inside of me, does he have to take medicines too?"
4. Student: "Can you tell me what floor we are on?:
Patient: "I was on the 2nd floor but that could have changed depending on the space-time continuum..."
5. "It takes a village to raise a village idiot."
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